When UFC Octagon girl Arianny Celeste graces the cover of Playboy in November 2010, she will do so as the fictional wife of the most charismatic MMA columnist in the history of the sport’s coverage.

And since Ariel Helwani and Ben Fowlkes weren’t available, that honor is bestowed upon yours truly.

Kenda Perez and I had some good times as a fictional married couple, but when she started threatening to soccer kick my pet hippo Pride FC-style, I knew things wouldn’t work out in the long run.

From what I hear, Miss Celeste is a hippo lover, so it is a match made in heaven.

My hippo brings all the girls to the yard and they’re like…um, I am getting off-topic here. That is what 10 cups of coffee will do to you on a Friday afternoon.

Anyway, welcome to the fifth installment of MMA Sweet Tweets here on Bleacher Report. You know the drill by now, every Friday I compile a list of some of the coolest MMA personalities to follow on Twitter.

Who will I mention this week?

But first, make sure to follow my fictional wife @AriannyCeleste and be sure to send her tweets about how her new fictional husband, Mitch Ciccarelli, totally reeks of awesomeness.

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